• Category Archives: Recipes

    October 15, 2013
    Quick Blueberry Muffins

    I’ve been thinking a lot about collective nouns lately. Yep, it all started when my aunt’s, friend’s pet bulldog was attacking a three legged squirrel at the racecourse last week. I was watching the scenario when I all of a sudden thought…”I wonder what the collective noun for a group of squirrels would be?” So

    September 30, 2013
    Caramel Banana Bread

    Is it a bird? NO! Is it a plane? NO! Is it a dodgem-car driving meer cat? NO! It’s… BANAN-MEL LOAF Faster then your bowel movements after a night on the turps. Stronger then the rare elepha-rhino-saurus. Smarter than Einstein + Steve Jobs + Steven Hawking + Britney Spears Bake him today and you’ll develop

    August 21, 2013

    Assalomu alaykum!! (That’s Uzbek for “hello”, in case you’re not fluent in the Uzbekistan language.) It’s time for an update from Kate and Tim who are currently traveling around Uzbekistan amazing the population with their… Juggling Act of Razzlery Be-dazzlery Did you miss the story on Kate and Tim and their Uzbekistan juggling plight? Well

    August 4, 2013
    Linzer Biscuits

    ANNOUNCEMENT…ANNOUNCEMENT…ANNOUNCEMENT…ANNOUNCEMENT Please stand tall everybody as I relate to you some information of megatron importance… The New Kitchen Gods came back and… FINISHED BUILDING TRIPLE J’S NEW KITCHEN!!!! Yes, yes, yes…the New Kitchen God’s returned seven winter evenings ago from their rescue mission to Brunei (click here to read of this catastrophe and click here

    July 15, 2013
    Chocolate Ripple Cake

    Once upon a time Triple J needed a new kitchen. She had decided to start a home-based cookie business… Woohoo! But oh no!!!! There was a problem… So that night, Triple J opened the door to her oven, knelt down beside it and whispered a prayer into its dark cavern…she was sending a prayer to

    June 27, 2013
    Chocolate Tart

    This year has been a real game changer for me…a kaleidoscope of events and chance meetings has enlightened my life and opened up the most glorious Pandora’s box filled to the brim with opportunity. Albeit though, I don’t actually believe in chance… I feel that when we’re on the right path, the world conspires to

    June 18, 2013
    Ham and Cheese Pastries

    There are many great food pairings in this great wide world of ours…think salt and pepper, burger and fries, bread and butter, toast and jam, peas and carrots, rum and coke, etc. But the greatest pairing of them all, in my humble opinion, is ham and cheese. But when did this delectable marriage take place…and

    May 27, 2013
    Sherbert Fizz Citrus Tart

    We haven’t had a story in third person for a while…so let’s get on with it… And then a very frightful question crept its way out from the depth’s of Triple J’s subconscious…a realization…a knee buckling thought… Triple J collapsed to the ground, reached her arms to the sky and screamed out… “Noooooooooooooooo.” The little

    May 8, 2013
    Magic Slice and Magic Mums

    I dedicate this MAGIC SLICE post, not only to my MAGIC MUM, but to ALL the MAGIC MUMS/MAGIC MOTHER-LIKE-FIGURES in the world, solar system and the other billion or so galaxies that exist out there. (Oh and my inter-galactic contacts tell me Shirl from the Andromeda Galaxy will be reading this post, so a big