• Category Archives: Mumbles

    October 15, 2013
    Quick Blueberry Muffins

    I’ve been thinking a lot about collective nouns lately. Yep, it all started when my aunt’s, friend’s pet bulldog was attacking a three legged squirrel at the racecourse last week. I was watching the scenario when I all of a sudden thought…”I wonder what the collective noun for a group of squirrels would be?” So

    September 22, 2013

    I dedicate this story and this recipe to all the wonderful mistakes in the world…ummmm except for scrunchies, they’re a mistake from the 80′s that I have no time nor dedication for. Did you know…? Many of life’s greatest inventions actually came about because their creators made mistakes fatter than your everyday dinosaur with a

    September 8, 2013
    Peanut Butter and Jelly Slice

    Good news everybody…I’m going to be selling my cookies and granolas for the first time ever! Even better news…everybody in the universe can come and buy them…even the aliens that live on Planet Zeltar are welcome to come and purchase them… actually… …the Planet Zeltar-ians can only come if they promise to leave their Stink-fess

    August 4, 2013
    Linzer Biscuits

    ANNOUNCEMENT…ANNOUNCEMENT…ANNOUNCEMENT…ANNOUNCEMENT Please stand tall everybody as I relate to you some information of megatron importance… The New Kitchen Gods came back and… FINISHED BUILDING TRIPLE J’S NEW KITCHEN!!!! Yes, yes, yes…the New Kitchen God’s returned seven winter evenings ago from their rescue mission to Brunei (click here to read of this catastrophe and click here

    July 15, 2013
    Chocolate Ripple Cake

    Once upon a time Triple J needed a new kitchen. She had decided to start a home-based cookie business… Woohoo! But oh no!!!! There was a problem… So that night, Triple J opened the door to her oven, knelt down beside it and whispered a prayer into its dark cavern…she was sending a prayer to

    June 27, 2013
    Chocolate Tart

    This year has been a real game changer for me…a kaleidoscope of events and chance meetings has enlightened my life and opened up the most glorious Pandora’s box filled to the brim with opportunity. Albeit though, I don’t actually believe in chance… I feel that when we’re on the right path, the world conspires to

    May 28, 2013

    Introducing my new business… There’s something approaching. All your senses come to life in anticipation of its steady approach. Like waiting for a train in the underground…you feel it coming, even before it makes a sound. It starts with a slight vibration beneath your feet. You look up from the daily paper and peer into

    May 8, 2013
    Magic Slice and Magic Mums

    I dedicate this MAGIC SLICE post, not only to my MAGIC MUM, but to ALL the MAGIC MUMS/MAGIC MOTHER-LIKE-FIGURES in the world, solar system and the other billion or so galaxies that exist out there. (Oh and my inter-galactic contacts tell me Shirl from the Andromeda Galaxy will be reading this post, so a big