• Archives: September, 2013

    September 30, 2013
    Caramel Banana Bread

    Is it a bird? NO! Is it a plane? NO! Is it a dodgem-car driving meer cat? NO! It’s… BANAN-MEL LOAF Faster then your bowel movements after a night on the turps. Stronger then the rare elepha-rhino-saurus. Smarter than Einstein + Steve Jobs + Steven Hawking + Britney Spears Bake him today and you’ll develop

    September 22, 2013
    Brownies

    I dedicate this story and this recipe to all the wonderful mistakes in the world…ummmm except for scrunchies, they’re a mistake from the 80′s that I have no time nor dedication for. Did you know…? Many of life’s greatest inventions actually came about because their creators made mistakes fatter than your everyday dinosaur with a

    September 8, 2013
    Peanut Butter and Jelly Slice

    Good news everybody…I’m going to be selling my cookies and granolas for the first time ever! Even better news…everybody in the universe can come and buy them…even the aliens that live on Planet Zeltar are welcome to come and purchase them… actually… …the Planet Zeltar-ians can only come if they promise to leave their Stink-fess